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FARMYARD ZONE — THE ORIGINAL
CRANKY CHICKENS I
CRANKY CHICKEN!
"The One That Started It All"

A yellow chicken. A slingshot. A barn full of obstacles. Launch your cranky bird across five seasons — spring, summer, autumn, winter, and the dreaded storm night — in the original Angry Birds-style farmyard adventure that launched the franchise.

🌤️ 5 SEASONS 💣 5 CHICKEN TYPES 🏚️ BARN, HAY BALES, BARRELS ⛰️ MOUNTAIN LEVELS
E
Cartoon Farmyard Violence · Mild Feather Physics
One Very Angry Bird
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MYSTERY ISLAND — JUNGLE ZONE
CRANKY CHICKENS II
MYSTERY ISLAND TROUBLE
"Something Is Very Wrong On This Island"

The flock arrives on a mysterious island with four distinct zones — jungle, reef, storm, and volcano. New bird types, new obstacles, and a boss battle that nobody saw coming. Also the blocks fall from the sky now. That's new.

🏝️ 4 ISLAND ZONES 🐦 SPLIT · SPEED · BOMB · TYLER 🌋 VOLCANO BOSS BATTLE 🪵 LOG, PLANK, ROCK OBSTACLES
E
Cartoon Island Violence · Mild Existential Dread
One (1) Character Named Tyler
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BEACH ZONE — SCREEN (2,3)
CRANKY CHICKENS III
TULUM TROUBLE
"El Jaguar Stole My Corn"

The biggest Cranky Chickens yet. A full Zelda-style top-down adventure across Tulum, Mexico. Explore the beach, jungle, ruins, and El Jaguar's lair. Four boss battles. Three towns. A fishing rod. Dog adoption. An egg that hatches into a sidekick. Wisconsin.

🗺️ 80-SCREEN OPEN WORLD 🦎 4 BOSS BATTLES 🐶 DOG ADOPTION SYSTEM 🏪 MIESFELD'S TRIANGLE MARKET
E10+
Mild Cartoon Violence · Iguana Content · Corn Collection
One Very Cranky Jaguar · Wisconsin References
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UPCOMING RELEASES

* Release dates subject to change. Or complete fabrication.

SPACE ZONE — SCREEN (∞,∞)
CRANKY CHICKENS IV
IN SPACE
"Houston, We Have a Clucking Problem"

When the Interstellar Egg Harvesting Consortium abducts Earth's entire supply of premium corn, four cranky, deeply unqualified chickens steal a NASA shuttle and head to the cosmos to get it back. Zero-gravity feathers. Alien coops. A vending machine that only takes moon dust.

New mechanic: Zero-G Peck™ — your PECK button now sends you flying backwards. This is not a bug. This is a feature. Cope.

"I genuinely don't understand how they got NASA to sign off on this."— POULTRY POWER MAGAZINE, 10/10
"The zero-gravity egg physics alone justify the purchase price."— SOME GUY ON REDDIT, probably
🚀 6 PLANETS, 1 ASTEROID WITH AN ATTITUDE 👽 12 ALIEN IGUANA VARIANTS 🌌 ZERO-G PECK MECHANIC 🐶 DOG ADOPTION: NOW IN SPACE
E10+
Mild Cartoon Violence · Existential Dread · Feather-Based Innuendo
Irresponsible Depiction of Space Travel · One Deeply Unsettling Alien Egg
JUNGLE ZONE — SCREEN (2,1) → 66 MILLION YEARS AGO
CRANKY CHICKENS V
JURASSIC SQUAWK
"Life, Uh... Finds a Bawk"

Scientists warned them. Scientists begged them. The chickens filled out the liability waivers and went anyway. A DNA mishap at ChickenGen Labs reverses 66 million years of evolution in an afternoon, and our heroes must survive a theme park populated entirely by their own ancestors — enormous, furious, with excellent memory.

New mechanic: Ancestral Grudge System™ — every dino you aggravate in Chapter 1 remembers it in Chapter 7. Choose your clucking carefully.

"The T-Rex's dramatic reading of the poultry farm disclosure forms is a masterpiece of game writing."— DINOSAUR DIGEST QUARTERLY
"I have not slept since finishing Chapter 4. Do not play Chapter 4."— ANONYMOUS PLAYTESTER, whereabouts unknown
🦖 24 DINOSAUR TYPES (ALL MAD) 🧬 ANCESTRAL GRUDGE SYSTEM™ 🌿 5 PREHISTORIC BIOMES 🐶 DOG ADOPTION: NOW PREHISTORIC
T
Cartoon Dinosaur Violence · Mild Existential Crisis · Ancestral Trauma
One Scene Involving an Egg That We're Still Not Talking About
RUINS ZONE — SCREEN (6,2) → YEAR 1347
CRANKY CHICKENS VI
MEDIEVAL MOLT
"Ye Olde Grievances"

A magical scroll sends the flock back to 1347 — famously, not a great year. Armed with nothing but their beaks, a questionable map, and a rooster who claims to be "basically a knight," the chickens must overthrow the Weasel King of Hensborough, rescue the Sacred Golden Egg from Castle Cluck, and get back before the Renaissance happens and makes everything complicated.

New mechanic: Medieval Coop Builder Mode. A full strategy layer nobody expected in a game about angry birds.

"The most historically accurate game about chickens in the Black Plague era ever made."— MEDIEVAL GAMING WEEKLY (est. 2024)
"I tried to return it and the store owner handed me a lute and closed early."— 1-STAR REVIEW, GameStop
🏰 8 CASTLES, 3 SIEGE ENGINES ⚔️ JOUSTING MINI-GAME 🧙 WIZARD WHO IS DEFINITELY NOT A DUCK 🐶 DOG ADOPTION: NOW FEUDAL
E10+
Medieval Cartoon Conflict · Extremely Loose Historical Accuracy
One Dragon (Mostly Friendly) · Mild Plague References · Rooster Hubris
UNKNOWN ZONE — SCREEN (?,?)
CRANKY CHICKENS VII — CLASSIFIED
WE KNOW YOU'RE HERE
"The Chickens Have Become Aware of the Player"

We cannot tell you much about this one. The testing team that saw the prototype has been disappeared reassigned. At some point, approximately 40 minutes in, the game stops taking input from the controller. The chickens continue. They seem fine. They seem, in fact, better than fine.

The game will ship when it is ready. It has communicated this to us directly. We are respecting its wishes.

"We asked for a review copy. A chicken showed up at the office instead. It stayed for three weeks."— IGN, IN THERAPY NOW
"DO NOT PURCHASE. DO NOT LOOK DIRECTLY AT THE MAIN MENU."— FORMER LEAD TESTER, message sent 3:47 AM
❓ UNKNOWN NUMBER OF LEVELS 🐔 NPCs HAVE OPINIONS ABOUT YOU SPECIFICALLY 📱 GAME MAY CONTACT YOU AFTER CLOSING 🐶 DOG ADOPTION: THE DOG WAS ALWAYS HERE
?
Rating Pending · Reviewer Could Not Finish · Game Finished Reviewer
Mild to Severe Fourth-Wall Dissolution · We're So Sorry
OPEN FLOOR PLAN — SCREEN (B,7)
CRANKY CHICKENS VIII
CORPORATE RETREAT
"Someone Stole The Kombucha"

The flock has been hired by a Series B startup in San Francisco. Unlimited PTO (nobody takes it). Free snacks (the kombucha is gone). A standing all-hands that has been going for eleven days. Someone needs to end this. That someone is a chicken with a slingshot and nothing to lose.

Boss Battle: Chad, the VP of Synergy. His health bar is a slide deck. You have to sit through all 47 slides before you can deal damage.

"This game gave me PTSD and also somehow fixed my PTSD."— FORMER TECH EMPLOYEE, unemployed (thriving)
"The kombucha arc had me in tears. Both kinds."— POLYGON, 9/10
💼 6 DEPARTMENTS, ALL DYSFUNCTIONAL ☕ KOMBUCHA MECHANIC 📊 47-SLIDE BOSS BATTLE 🐶 DOG ADOPTION: EMOTIONAL SUPPORT ONLY
T
Workplace Satire · Mild Existential Dread · One Ping-Pong Table
Kombucha Violence · The Org Chart Is A Lie
KITCHEN STADIUM — HEAT 3
CRANKY CHICKENS IX
THE COOKING SHOW
"You Are WHAT You Cook"

Six chickens. Six kitchens. One screaming Scottish judge. The most prestigious cooking competition in the world has made one catastrophic mistake: they didn't read the application carefully enough. The chickens are not chefs. The chickens don't know what a roux is. The chickens have a slingshot.

The Twist: Revealed at the end of Episode 3. We legally cannot describe it here. You'll know when you see it.

"I gasped. I laughed. I called my mother. She also gasped."— FOODIE GAMER QUARTERLY
"THIS IS RAW!! ...Actually that's kind of the point."— GORDON-ADJACENT JUDGE, in-game
🍳 12 COOKING CHALLENGES 😤 SCREAMING JUDGE MECHANIC 🥚 THE TWIST (ep. 3) 🐶 DOG ADOPTION: HEALTH CODE VIOLATION
T
Mild Culinary Violence · The Twist · One Beef Wellington
Screaming (Lots) · Irresponsible Food Handling
SUNNY PINES ESTATES — SHUFFLEBOARD COURT
CRANKY CHICKENS X
RETIREMENT COMMUNITY
"My Knees Are Fine, Actually"

The original chicken from Game 1 is back. Retired. Living at Sunny Pines Estates in Sarasota, Florida. Everything is fine. There are no iguanas here. There is shuffleboard. There is a 4pm dinner. Someone keeps stealing the good lounge chairs by the pool and we WILL find out who.

Gameplay note: This is the slowest Cranky Chickens game ever made. The chicken walks 40% slower. All dialogue takes longer. The loading screens have rocking chairs. This is intentional. Breathe.

"I fell asleep during the tutorial and woke up having already completed it."— GAMESPOT, 10/10
"My actual grandmother finished this game before me. She said it was 'realistic'."— STEAM REVIEW, 847 hours played
🏌️ GOLF CART BOSS BATTLE 🦯 40% SLOWER MOVEMENT 🫙 BINGO NIGHT MINI-GAME 🐶 DOG ADOPTION: ALREADY HAS 4
E
Gentle Shuffleboard Action · Mild Pool Chair Conflict
Knee References (Frequent) · One (1) Very Slow Chase Sequence
CONFERENCE ROOM B — FORM 27B/6
CRANKY CHICKENS XI
HUMAN RESOURCES
"El Jaguar Has Been Formally Written Up"

After seven games of direct confrontation, the chickens have discovered something more powerful than a slingshot: the formal grievance process. El Jaguar stole the corn. There is paperwork for that. Every boss battle is now a disciplinary hearing. Every power-up is a correctly filed form. The final boss is the appeals process.

New mechanic: Documentation Damage™ — the more detailed your incident report, the more damage it deals. Word count matters. Citations matter. Tone matters.

"Finally. A game that validates my experience."— ANONYMOUS HR PROFESSIONAL, crying
"I have never felt so seen and so attacked simultaneously."— MIDDLE MANAGER MONTHLY
📋 DOCUMENTATION DAMAGE™ ⚖️ FORMAL APPEALS FINAL BOSS 📝 47-PAGE INCIDENT REPORT 🐶 DOG ADOPTION: REQUIRES FORM CC-9
E10+
Administrative Violence · Bureaucratic Horror
One Very Long Email Chain · CC'd On Everything

🎬 THE META ZONE

Behind the scenes. Sort of. Not really. Legally we have to say "sort of."

TULUM TROUBLE: DIRECTOR'S CUT
META · SPECIAL EDITION
TULUM TROUBLE: DIRECTOR'S CUT
"Scenes We Should Have Cut. We Did Not Cut Them."

Twenty-three deleted scenes. Director's commentary from a developer who clearly needed more sleep. The original ending where Barry gives a 40-minute speech (restored). A fishing mechanic that worked differently and we changed it and honestly we're not sure that was the right call.

Also includes the infamous "Corn Song" cutscene that was removed after playtesting. The playtesters were right. We put it back anyway.

"The commentary track alone is worth the price. He sounds haunted."— NINTENDO LIFE, 8/10
"I watched the Corn Song three times. I am a changed person."— VERIFIED PURCHASER
🎬 23 DELETED SCENES 🌽 THE CORN SONG (RESTORED) 😔 HAUNTED COMMENTARY TRACK 🐶 DOG ADOPTION: NOW WITH LORE
DC
Contains Everything That Was Cut For A Reason
Developer Regret · The Corn Song · Barry's Speech (Full)
CLUCKER PICTURES · A FILM
META · CINEMATIC UNIVERSE
CRANKY CHICKENS: THE MOVIE
"The Chickens Have Issued A Statement"

Coming to theaters. The cast has been announced. The chickens have issued a statement. The statement was not positive. Filming began anyway.

Directed by someone. Starring someone else as the chicken, someone extremely wrong as El Jaguar, and a CGI dog that the original dog adoption community has described as "a betrayal." The corn does not look like corn. We saw the trailer. The corn does not look like corn.

"The chickens look like they're made of yogurt."— THE ORIGINAL CHICKEN, in a statement
"I cannot legally say what I think about this film."— LEAD DEVELOPER, via lawyer
🎬 WRONG CAST 🌽 WRONG CORN 🐕 WRONG DOG (CGI) 📜 THE CHICKENS HAVE ISSUED A STATEMENT
PG
The Chickens Are Not Happy · Wrong Corn · One Cameo
(The Original Chicken Refused) · Yogurt Texture
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No actual chickens were harmed. Several were mildly inconvenienced. Barry gave a 40-minute speech.

The events depicted in Cranky Chickens VII are fictional. The studio is fine. Everyone is fine. Please do not send help. The chickens are reading this disclaimer. The movie corn does not look like corn. We know.