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A yellow chicken. A slingshot. A barn full of obstacles. Launch your cranky bird across five seasons — spring, summer, autumn, winter, and the dreaded storm night — in the original Angry Birds-style farmyard adventure that launched the franchise.
▶ PLAY NOWThe flock arrives on a mysterious island with four distinct zones — jungle, reef, storm, and volcano. New bird types, new obstacles, and a boss battle that nobody saw coming. Also the blocks fall from the sky now. That's new.
▶ PLAY NOWThe biggest Cranky Chickens yet. A full Zelda-style top-down adventure across Tulum, Mexico. Explore the beach, jungle, ruins, and El Jaguar's lair. Four boss battles. Three towns. A fishing rod. Dog adoption. An egg that hatches into a sidekick. Wisconsin.
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When the Interstellar Egg Harvesting Consortium abducts Earth's entire supply of premium corn, four cranky, deeply unqualified chickens steal a NASA shuttle and head to the cosmos to get it back. Zero-gravity feathers. Alien coops. A vending machine that only takes moon dust.
New mechanic: Zero-G Peck™ — your PECK button now sends you flying backwards. This is not a bug. This is a feature. Cope.
Scientists warned them. Scientists begged them. The chickens filled out the liability waivers and went anyway. A DNA mishap at ChickenGen Labs reverses 66 million years of evolution in an afternoon, and our heroes must survive a theme park populated entirely by their own ancestors — enormous, furious, with excellent memory.
New mechanic: Ancestral Grudge System™ — every dino you aggravate in Chapter 1 remembers it in Chapter 7. Choose your clucking carefully.
A magical scroll sends the flock back to 1347 — famously, not a great year. Armed with nothing but their beaks, a questionable map, and a rooster who claims to be "basically a knight," the chickens must overthrow the Weasel King of Hensborough, rescue the Sacred Golden Egg from Castle Cluck, and get back before the Renaissance happens and makes everything complicated.
New mechanic: Medieval Coop Builder Mode. A full strategy layer nobody expected in a game about angry birds.
We cannot tell you much about this one. The testing team that saw the prototype has been disappeared reassigned. At some point, approximately 40 minutes in, the game stops taking input from the controller. The chickens continue. They seem fine. They seem, in fact, better than fine.
The game will ship when it is ready. It has communicated this to us directly. We are respecting its wishes.
The flock has been hired by a Series B startup in San Francisco. Unlimited PTO (nobody takes it). Free snacks (the kombucha is gone). A standing all-hands that has been going for eleven days. Someone needs to end this. That someone is a chicken with a slingshot and nothing to lose.
Boss Battle: Chad, the VP of Synergy. His health bar is a slide deck. You have to sit through all 47 slides before you can deal damage.
Six chickens. Six kitchens. One screaming Scottish judge. The most prestigious cooking competition in the world has made one catastrophic mistake: they didn't read the application carefully enough. The chickens are not chefs. The chickens don't know what a roux is. The chickens have a slingshot.
The Twist: Revealed at the end of Episode 3. We legally cannot describe it here. You'll know when you see it.
The original chicken from Game 1 is back. Retired. Living at Sunny Pines Estates in Sarasota, Florida. Everything is fine. There are no iguanas here. There is shuffleboard. There is a 4pm dinner. Someone keeps stealing the good lounge chairs by the pool and we WILL find out who.
Gameplay note: This is the slowest Cranky Chickens game ever made. The chicken walks 40% slower. All dialogue takes longer. The loading screens have rocking chairs. This is intentional. Breathe.
After seven games of direct confrontation, the chickens have discovered something more powerful than a slingshot: the formal grievance process. El Jaguar stole the corn. There is paperwork for that. Every boss battle is now a disciplinary hearing. Every power-up is a correctly filed form. The final boss is the appeals process.
New mechanic: Documentation Damage™ — the more detailed your incident report, the more damage it deals. Word count matters. Citations matter. Tone matters.
Behind the scenes. Sort of. Not really. Legally we have to say "sort of."
Twenty-three deleted scenes. Director's commentary from a developer who clearly needed more sleep. The original ending where Barry gives a 40-minute speech (restored). A fishing mechanic that worked differently and we changed it and honestly we're not sure that was the right call.
Also includes the infamous "Corn Song" cutscene that was removed after playtesting. The playtesters were right. We put it back anyway.
Coming to theaters. The cast has been announced. The chickens have issued a statement. The statement was not positive. Filming began anyway.
Directed by someone. Starring someone else as the chicken, someone extremely wrong as El Jaguar, and a CGI dog that the original dog adoption community has described as "a betrayal." The corn does not look like corn. We saw the trailer. The corn does not look like corn.