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No actual chickens were harmed. Several were mildly inconvenienced.
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FARMYARD ZONE — THE ORIGINAL
CRANKY CHICKENS I
CRANKY CHICKEN!
"The One That Started It All"

A yellow chicken. A slingshot. A barn full of obstacles. Launch your cranky bird across five seasons — spring, summer, autumn, winter, and the dreaded storm night — in the original Angry Birds-style farmyard adventure that launched the franchise.

🌤️ 5 SEASONS 💣 5 CHICKEN TYPES 🏚️ BARN, HAY BALES, BARRELS ⛰️ MOUNTAIN LEVELS
E
Cartoon Farmyard Violence · Mild Feather Physics
One Very Angry Bird
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MYSTERY ISLAND — JUNGLE ZONE
CRANKY CHICKENS II
MYSTERY ISLAND TROUBLE
"Something Is Very Wrong On This Island"

The flock arrives on a mysterious island with four distinct zones — jungle, reef, storm, and volcano. New bird types, new obstacles, and a boss battle that nobody saw coming. Also the blocks fall from the sky now. That's new.

🏝️ 4 ISLAND ZONES 🐦 SPLIT · SPEED · BOMB · TYLER 🌋 VOLCANO BOSS BATTLE 🪵 LOG, PLANK, ROCK OBSTACLES
E
Cartoon Island Violence · Mild Existential Dread
One (1) Character Named Tyler
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BEACH ZONE — SCREEN (2,3)
CRANKY CHICKENS III
TULUM TROUBLE
"El Jaguar Stole My Corn"

The biggest Cranky Chickens yet. A full Zelda-style top-down adventure across Tulum, Mexico. Explore the beach, jungle, ruins, and El Jaguar's lair. Four boss battles. Three towns. A fishing rod. Dog adoption. An egg that hatches into a sidekick. Wisconsin.

🗺️ 80-SCREEN OPEN WORLD 🦎 4 BOSS BATTLES 🐶 DOG ADOPTION SYSTEM 🏪 MIESFELD'S TRIANGLE MARKET
E10+
Mild Cartoon Violence · Iguana Content · Corn Collection
One Very Cranky Jaguar · Wisconsin References
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UPCOMING RELEASES

* Release dates subject to change. Or complete fabrication.

SPACE ZONE — SCREEN (∞,∞)
CRANKY CHICKENS IV
IN SPACE
"Houston, We Have a Clucking Problem"

When the Interstellar Egg Harvesting Consortium abducts Earth's entire supply of premium corn, four cranky, deeply unqualified chickens steal a NASA shuttle and head to the cosmos to get it back. Zero-gravity feathers. Alien coops. A vending machine that only takes moon dust.

New mechanic: Zero-G Peck™ — your PECK button now sends you flying backwards. This is not a bug. This is a feature. Cope.

"I genuinely don't understand how they got NASA to sign off on this."— POULTRY POWER MAGAZINE, 10/10
"The zero-gravity egg physics alone justify the purchase price."— SOME GUY ON REDDIT, probably
🚀 6 PLANETS, 1 ASTEROID WITH AN ATTITUDE 👽 12 ALIEN IGUANA VARIANTS 🌌 ZERO-G PECK MECHANIC 🐶 DOG ADOPTION: NOW IN SPACE
E10+
Mild Cartoon Violence · Existential Dread · Feather-Based Innuendo
Irresponsible Depiction of Space Travel · One Deeply Unsettling Alien Egg
JUNGLE ZONE — SCREEN (2,1) → 66 MILLION YEARS AGO
CRANKY CHICKENS V
JURASSIC SQUAWK
"Life, Uh... Finds a Bawk"

Scientists warned them. Scientists begged them. The chickens filled out the liability waivers and went anyway. A DNA mishap at ChickenGen Labs reverses 66 million years of evolution in an afternoon, and our heroes must survive a theme park populated entirely by their own ancestors — enormous, furious, with excellent memory.

New mechanic: Ancestral Grudge System™ — every dino you aggravate in Chapter 1 remembers it in Chapter 7. Choose your clucking carefully.

"The T-Rex's dramatic reading of the poultry farm disclosure forms is a masterpiece of game writing."— DINOSAUR DIGEST QUARTERLY
"I have not slept since finishing Chapter 4. Do not play Chapter 4."— ANONYMOUS PLAYTESTER, whereabouts unknown
🦖 24 DINOSAUR TYPES (ALL MAD) 🧬 ANCESTRAL GRUDGE SYSTEM™ 🌿 5 PREHISTORIC BIOMES 🐶 DOG ADOPTION: NOW PREHISTORIC
T
Cartoon Dinosaur Violence · Mild Existential Crisis · Ancestral Trauma
One Scene Involving an Egg That We're Still Not Talking About
RUINS ZONE — SCREEN (6,2) → YEAR 1347
CRANKY CHICKENS VI
MEDIEVAL MOLT
"Ye Olde Grievances"

A magical scroll sends the flock back to 1347 — famously, not a great year. Armed with nothing but their beaks, a questionable map, and a rooster who claims to be "basically a knight," the chickens must overthrow the Weasel King of Hensborough, rescue the Sacred Golden Egg from Castle Cluck, and get back before the Renaissance happens and makes everything complicated.

New mechanic: Medieval Coop Builder Mode. A full strategy layer nobody expected in a game about angry birds.

"The most historically accurate game about chickens in the Black Plague era ever made."— MEDIEVAL GAMING WEEKLY (est. 2024)
"I tried to return it and the store owner handed me a lute and closed early."— 1-STAR REVIEW, GameStop
🏰 8 CASTLES, 3 SIEGE ENGINES ⚔️ JOUSTING MINI-GAME 🧙 WIZARD WHO IS DEFINITELY NOT A DUCK 🐶 DOG ADOPTION: NOW FEUDAL
E10+
Medieval Cartoon Conflict · Extremely Loose Historical Accuracy
One Dragon (Mostly Friendly) · Mild Plague References · Rooster Hubris
UNKNOWN ZONE — SCREEN (?,?)
CRANKY CHICKENS VII — CLASSIFIED
WE KNOW YOU'RE HERE
"The Chickens Have Become Aware of the Player"

We cannot tell you much about this one. The testing team that saw the prototype has been disappeared reassigned. At some point, approximately 40 minutes in, the game stops taking input from the controller. The chickens continue. They seem fine. They seem, in fact, better than fine.

The game will ship when it is ready. It has communicated this to us directly. We are respecting its wishes.

"We asked for a review copy. A chicken showed up at the office instead. It stayed for three weeks."— IGN, IN THERAPY NOW
"DO NOT PURCHASE. DO NOT LOOK DIRECTLY AT THE MAIN MENU."— FORMER LEAD TESTER, message sent 3:47 AM
❓ UNKNOWN NUMBER OF LEVELS 🐔 NPCs HAVE OPINIONS ABOUT YOU SPECIFICALLY 📱 GAME MAY CONTACT YOU AFTER CLOSING 🐶 DOG ADOPTION: THE DOG WAS ALWAYS HERE
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Rating Pending · Reviewer Could Not Finish · Game Finished Reviewer
Mild to Severe Fourth-Wall Dissolution · We're So Sorry